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M'kay

Hearing "Acrophobia" by Incubus

Last night my suitemates (Erica & Alicia) and I went to this bowling "party". It really wasn't deserving of the word party and we didn't get to bowl. We got in free but the food and drinks cost a buttload and we were all broke. Everyone was hogging the lanes and Alicia forgot to wear socks and didn't want to put on the bowling shoes. We ended up watching the Olympics on the big screen.

Erica is really into Michael Phelps, the US swimmer, and was obsessing over his extremely sexy back. I could care less about his back since I was too busy admiring how low he wears his speedo. We were discussing how great it would be if someone were to run by and pull it off. Then I reminded them he had been in cold water so we'd probably be really disappointed by the shrinkage. He doesn't look like he's packing much anyway. Yea, I know my mind is in the gutter once again, but I don't care. I find it so much more fulfilling to speak my mind without having to worry about people will think...even if it is something as stupid as Michael Phelps penis. I really like this being-and-adult-and- living-on-my-own thing.

On the way home I sang songs from the South Park movie. I couldn't help it. I've been watching it all week and they're playing continuously in my head---even as we speak. "Kyle's mom's a bitch. She's a big fat bitch. She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..." See? I need help. Anyway, I'll leave you with a quote that this chick on my floor had on her door this morning:

"Drums are like boobs. The bigger they are...the more commotion they make."

2:07 pm - August 20, 2004

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