linkinxero's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pledge hell. Hearing My mom snoring. About an hour ago I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I go in there's this bug hopping around. I started freaking out because I can't stand any type of bug that's larger than my thumbnail, except of course for the occasional spider. So, I'm trying to whack the thing with a paper towel roll and it keeps jumping really high towards me. I continue freaking out while knocking stuff on the floor making this huge amount of noise after 3am. My mom is getting angry at me because she's trying to sleep. Then I decide to spray the damn thing with something since I do not want it to jump on my leg. All I can find is Pledge, so I just start spraying away. The damn thing is still hopping and I'm still trying not to pee on myself through all of this. I somehow get a cup on top of it, and I'm relieved because I finally get to use the bathroom. I sit on the toilet and I realize I got Pledge all over the seat while I was trying to kill the bug. Now my ass is itching because I guess I'm allergic to Pledge. Then I'm slipping and sliding all over the place because it's on the floor too. I had to scrub the floor and take a shower. And all this over a stupid bug, which is still trapped under the cup by the way. I think it's a cricket. 4:26 am - July 09, 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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